One capsule. Fifteen minutes of genuine, gravity-optional flight. No wings required. No strings attached. Just you, the sky, and a really good view.
*Not actually FDA approved. Not actually real. Please do not swallow random capsules.
Aero flight is a straightforward pharmacokinetic process. We made it even simpler.
Place one AERO capsule on your tongue. Let it dissolve naturally for 60 seconds, then swallow with water. The bio-aerosol microsphere coating activates on contact with gastric fluid.
Within 10-15 minutes, the levitol compound reaches peak plasma concentration. You'll feel a gentle lift behind the sternum, followed by smooth vertical ascent at approximately 2 meters per second.
Flight lasts 15 minutes (30 for AERO Pro). Descent is automatic and gentle — the compound's half-life ensures a controlled 0.5 m/s glide. No parachute needed. (We recommend an open field, regardless.)
Three formulations. Same sky. Different adventures.
AeroFlight™ is a synthetic levitol compound that temporarily reduces body mass by interacting with gravitational micro-receptors in the inner ear. First synthesized in 2019 by Dr. Maren Soleil at the Zurich Institute of Applied Impossibility.
Peer-reviewed by absolutely no one. Results may include spontaneous giggling, arm-flapping, and an overwhelming urge to high-five birds.
"I took AERO before my morning commute. I work on the 40th floor. I just... floated up to my window. My boss didn't even look up from his spreadsheet."
"Bought AERO Pro for my anniversary. My wife and I floated over the city at sunset. She said it was the most romantic thing ever. 10/10 would ascend again."
"AERO Lite is perfect for beginners. I only went up 10 meters but that was enough to see over my neighbor's fence and confirm he's been stealing my recycling bin."
Your first flight is free. Your second flight is also free because this is entirely fictional.
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